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Top 10 Christmas gifts not to get your wife...
I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas, so I'll do it in the way I know how... with an incredibly stupid top 10 list!
This is one that... sure to offend some! :) It's a list of Christmas shopping tips for husbands, but for those that miss the cynicism, this should be titled, "The Top 10 Christmas Gift Ideas NOT to get Your Wife!"
Women... I apologize ahead of time! :)
10. A brand new apron. This way she won't get anything on he clothes while she is cooking your dinner.
9. Don't let your wife push around a mower all the time, get her a new self-propelled mower! This way she won't be too tired to cook your dinner.
8. Women love a romantic dinner, so why not take her to a place that says "i love you" And nothing says I love you like a great wing or steak place!
7. You know how your wife loves meaningful communication and a good listener. So this year get that perfect listening ear.. The Olympic digital recorder.
6. You wife would just love a brand new shotgun.
5. You know how hard it is to eat right during the holidays. This year get her a case of Slim fast! Perfect for after and easy too!
4. A brand new Blue Ray DVD player! Wives are all into pixels and screen resolution so why not get her somethign she will love! While your at it throw in a couple of great chick flicks like Terminator & Braveheart!
3. Power tools! The bigger the better!
2. Lingerie... The less comfortable the better.
1. Lastly here is a gift that says I am really thinking ahead. You know it's about to happen, it does very regularly. The gift that says "I love you so much" Midol.
Trust me... This works~!
This is one that... sure to offend some! :) It's a list of Christmas shopping tips for husbands, but for those that miss the cynicism, this should be titled, "The Top 10 Christmas Gift Ideas NOT to get Your Wife!"
Women... I apologize ahead of time! :)
10. A brand new apron. This way she won't get anything on he clothes while she is cooking your dinner.
9. Don't let your wife push around a mower all the time, get her a new self-propelled mower! This way she won't be too tired to cook your dinner.
8. Women love a romantic dinner, so why not take her to a place that says "i love you" And nothing says I love you like a great wing or steak place!
7. You know how your wife loves meaningful communication and a good listener. So this year get that perfect listening ear.. The Olympic digital recorder.
6. You wife would just love a brand new shotgun.
5. You know how hard it is to eat right during the holidays. This year get her a case of Slim fast! Perfect for after and easy too!
4. A brand new Blue Ray DVD player! Wives are all into pixels and screen resolution so why not get her somethign she will love! While your at it throw in a couple of great chick flicks like Terminator & Braveheart!
3. Power tools! The bigger the better!
2. Lingerie... The less comfortable the better.
1. Lastly here is a gift that says I am really thinking ahead. You know it's about to happen, it does very regularly. The gift that says "I love you so much" Midol.
Trust me... This works~!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
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